Advantages of Retail over Hell:
1. Air Conditioning year round (good in the summer...)
2. You get paid slightly more in retail
3. You can show up late, and you can go home when your done
4. You don't really have to listen to your superiors
5. You don't have to work very hard
6. You can fuck around and get away with not actually doing your job a good amount of the time
Advantages of Hell over Retail:
1. In retail they have the A/C going all year roundddd including winter
2. You deal with kinder people in hell
3. Less torturous
4. There's not as many screaming/crying children running around
5. It's probably less boring
6. And I'd say you most likely get more respect from people in hell
And it's probably equally crowded at times, and you probably still feel like shit and useless either one your at. And most of the people I've encountered in my days workin in retail are going to end up in Hell anyway most likely.. so I'd say they're about equal. Even synonymous if you will.
In short, Fuck Party City.
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That was worth the read! Witty and creative, good stuff.
ReplyDeletei love this ... it can also apply the working in a restaurant haha fuck tgi fridays!
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