Chicken and Beer

Chicken and beer,

Chicken and beer,

In my fridge is only chicken and beer,

Lots of chicken, lots of beer.

I eat chicken everyday.

Sometimes I boil up some rice with the chicken,

Or I cut the chicken into little pieces and put it in a wrap,

Sometimes I even make stuffed peppers and put chicken in 'em

But thats when I'm feeling very ambitious.

Chickens so fucking good, goddamn!

Beer,

I drink that shit every day too!

So many kinds I have in that fridge.

Bottles of BudLight Lime for when I'm watching movies.

(And for my fruit nutrition)

Bottles of Heineken when I'm feeling classy,

Or sometimes I drink it out of a mug to be even more important looking,

And cans of Coors Light for when I have people over.

I really like chicken.

And I guess I love beer so much,

That you could call me a beeraholic.....

or something to that effect.