An Ode To Danielle & Chris (in D major)

(should be sung as an old folksy tune, if you really want to, from D to C# to G to D and then repeated once more for the verses each time then that little bridge part is something else but its all in my head and contrary to whaty ou might think i dont have THAT much time on my hands to do all that right now..)





Never become a manager in retail,

Because my friend thats when you lose your soul,

No longer paying attention to detail,

Making others miserable becomes your goal,



You sit around on your ass all day,

But complain that you deserve more pay,

Working with teens that could not care less,

While your worrying about if your stores the best,



And all the kids that you opress,

Know your life is a wet hot mess,

And you wish that you could take a vacation,

Because out of all of them you have the lowest education,



So before you throw your life away,

Falling down an endless staircase,

Say HEY maybe its worth to pay,

A little more attention to the big ol' race,


Cuz money makes the world go round,

But once your lost in retail you cant be found,

So go to school and live a good life,

Or just find a rich old wife (or husband).