Billy

Billy’s sailing to the moon on a spaceship made of graham crackers,
I said, Billy’s sailing to the moon on a spaceship made of graham crackers,
And when he gets there the world is gonna shake his hand
And when he comes back a song will be playin’ his band,
When the good times flow the moon will glow,
And when the bad times come everybody gotta go,
Billy’s sailing to the moon on a spaceship made of graham crackers.
I said, Billy’s sailing to the moon on a spaceship made of graham crackers,
And they televised the landing
It was a great economic standing,
But when he came back they forgot of his courageous feat
And he got no love from the people that he’d meet,
Billy went to the moon on a spaceship made of graham crackers,
Yeah, billy went to the moon on a spaceship made of graham crackers,
But when he came back, man, things had changed,
Every body just seemed so deranged,
Didn’t think he had a place to go,
Then he realized there was one place he’d know,
So Billy sailed back to the moon on a spaceship made of graham crackers,
Billy went to the moon on a spaceship made of graham crackers,
And when he landed he tore up the recipe,
And he ate every cracker that he could see,
And he found a moonlady he could marry,
And then they decided to start a family,
And Nobody from the shitty planet earth saw Billy ever again.