holy schmoley

I walked-eth through the parketh this morning.
Looked around, left to right, side to side, as I walked.
Left foot, right foot, how do my foots step in such perfect time?
Practice my good fellow, I’ve been walking for quite a few years now, I know what I am doing.
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I saw-eth a child. He satteth on the ground-eth, playing with some blocks.
What a creative child, I thought-eth to myself-eth.
Of course not as creative and ingenious as me though, I chuckled to myself. As if there are many out there who could achieve such a feat!
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Ahhh, but I digress, I do. Not unlike me to interject my own fabulous story with a hilarious joke of such proportions.
Coming back to my own point, I sat down on a bench near-eth the child, crossing my legs and opening up my newspaper (which I was going to read). He seemed to be of Haitian decent.
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“Beautiful day good sir, wouldn’t you agree-eth?” I said, rather daring of me to speak to such an exotic fellow.
He looked up at me with an inquisitive look on his face. I could tell right then and there he was a little slow, as many of them are. But he looked like he could be quite the scholar, given the right assistance from a genius such as I. Ho Ho! Well I guess anyone could do quite well for themselves if tutored by a man of my ability.
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“You know, young fellow,” I said. Slowly, so he could understand and comprehend what I was saying. “You could be the next Obama, if you really put your mind to it and exerted yourself.” I was trying to inspire him, as sometimes people can’t think so highly unless I point out the possibilities to them.
“Who’s Obama?” He said.
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I was shocked for a good couple minutes I’d say. How does he not know who his president is? Does he not care?! Or is he deprived of this knowledge?! I iwlll tell you this is not what I vote for, this is not why I pay my taxes. No, I say! Nay, Negative,… No!
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NO I sayeth to the machine-eth. For I have a plan. Well I do not, per se, have a plan at the moment. But I went home after this occurrence and I thought and I thought and I thought and I thought about the state that we as a country are in and our falling deep into problematic situations and then after I thought I wrote this out. And I hope-eth it made a difference-eth.