Antonio Carlos Jobim

Dat baby ain’t gonna make
................Itself stop cryin’,
Better get them forks and knives out
................................Boy,
And take her outta de oven.

I put it right dere on da table,
...............And you aint even touched it or nothin’,
You better chow down boy!
How you expect, to stay young and trim like me,
................If you don’t eat yo baybees.

It don’t matter where it came from,
................Don’t matter where it was goin’,
A baybee’s a baybee and you gotta eat babies.
................Plain as day.

And don’t ask where I got
................the mothafuckin’ baby!
God damn!
A baby is a baby, and that’s all there is to it.
Tell me what you see when you lookin’ at dat plate.
................A fuckin baby, man.
I don’t get the big commotion,
................Somebody offers me a free baby,
................................Which HAS happened,
................I eat that shit right up.

........All I'm sayin' is,
You gotta eat babies, plain and simple.